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Post by fluffnstuff on Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:22 pm

The strongest is never strong enough to be always the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.

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Post by fiffur on Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:59 pm

Satan called, he wants his weather back................as seen on a street marquis recently at Moore Liquor in Moore, OK.
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Post by fluffnstuff on Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:53 pm

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

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Post by Sue Short on Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:06 pm



That's a great quote.
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Post by fluffnstuff on Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:52 pm

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

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Post by fiffur on Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:48 pm

GREAT ONE FLUFF! I remember when he said that, and it's still true.

"I'm a professional fat donor." Stimpy to Ren, flashing his card, when Ren wanted cosmetic surgery to make it look like he had pec muscles. I'll never look at an ice cream scoop in quite the same way again.
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Post by fluffnstuff on Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:08 pm

I often quote myself. I find it adds spice to the conversation.

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Post by fiffur on Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:34 pm

"If it rained brains you wouldn't even get damp!" (I can't remember who said that one but it's so true with some people I know)
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Post by fluffnstuff on Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:12 pm

Alcohol is a very necessary article ... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

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Post by fluffnstuff on Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:18 pm

I couldn't resist this one.

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

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Post by Sue Short on Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:27 pm



The second was great but the first one was role on the floor funny. Makes you wonder
who he was talking about Parliament or Congress.
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Post by fluffnstuff on Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:05 pm

Or maybe both the way the past weeks have been to get a deal done about the debt ceiling.
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Post by fiffur on Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:43 pm

Never judge a book by its movie.

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Post by fluffnstuff on Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:29 pm

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.

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Post by Sue Short on Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:30 pm



Very good, very good. Very Happy
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Re: Favorite Quotes or Sayings

Post by fluffnstuff on Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:29 pm

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.

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Re: Favorite Quotes or Sayings

Post by fluffnstuff on Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:11 am

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

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Re: Favorite Quotes or Sayings

Post by fiffur on Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:42 pm

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

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Post by fluffnstuff on Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:31 pm

There is one rule for the industrialist and that is: Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible.

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Re: Favorite Quotes or Sayings

Post by fiffur on Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:23 pm

"This computer is running slower than frozen molasses!" ................Lori I have said that so many times over the years, and today is no exception.
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Re: Favorite Quotes or Sayings

Post by fluffnstuff on Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:56 pm

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

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Re: Favorite Quotes or Sayings

Post by Sue Short on Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:24 pm



Love it just love it. My favorite political cartoonist has been running cartoons with the
members of Congress. I've often thought that it was an insult to the monkeys.
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Re: Favorite Quotes or Sayings

Post by fluffnstuff on Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:29 pm

I couldn't resist posting the quote.
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Re: Favorite Quotes or Sayings

Post by fiffur on Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:32 pm

Here's one my mom needs to see!

Out of clutter, find simplicity.

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Re: Favorite Quotes or Sayings

Post by fluffnstuff on Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:45 pm

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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